For language arts we are learning about parts of speach. After we do our instruction we to the site, http://www.eduplace.com/tales/. It is the equivilant of Mad Libs, but on the computer. We take turns choosing a tale and the parts of speach. It's fun. Here is one that the boys really liked. (Just look at it through the eyes of a little boy to see the humor and excuse the potty talk.)
For a Limited Time Only!
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and I want to tell you all about the new horse.
Have you seen the new horse? It's fantastic! It will die and jump with no problems at all. To use the horse, all you need are a few dying people. Yes, folks, it's that easy.
Tired of always having to poop? Well, now you can relax and let the strong horse do all the work.
Our customers love the horse!
Jack Black said, “After using the horse, I'll never go back to using the Dying Chicken Butt. Why bother?”
This strong horse is available at any store that also sells globes. For a limited time, we are including a bonus fat person with each horse that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the horse and get the fat person absolutely free!
We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a horse will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of ninjas!
Visit your local Wal-Mart and pick up the horse. Act now, while supplies last!
Here is another. Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells
Barfing through the woods
In a one-chicken open jet,
Over the fields we go,
dying all the way.
Ant on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to fall and fart
A sleighing song tonight!
Jingle mouth, jingle mouth,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to poo
In a one-chicken open jet.
Crud!!
Jingle mouth, jingle mouth,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to poo
In a one-chicken open jet.
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